Grab yourself the electronic versions of You Must Conquer Earth and Everyone You Work With Is a Cunt for less than a pound each from Friday 22nd to Sunday 24th October from Amazon.co.uk.
Choose your own world domination, sci-fi comedy gamebook, You Must Conquer Earth is available here:
Sweary screed against almost all types of paid employment, Everyone You Work With Is a Cunt is available here:
Paperback versions are available as well for those who prefer the heft of the actual printed word. But those aren’t on sale. I’m not made of money.