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Grab yourself the electronic versions of You Must Conquer Earth and Everyone You Work With Is a Cunt for less than a pound each from Friday 22nd to Sunday 24th October from Amazon.co.uk.
YMBDTG #8: (Quite a lot of) Anarchy in (some parts of) the UK
The ad-hoc anarchist camp/musical festival that now resides in the street outside your flat is just beginning to warm up for the day as you are getting lunch ready. You really, really, really hope that there is less angry poetry today.
YMBDTG #7: You Really Got Carried Away
The Range Rover must have gone over a speed bump far too fast. You bounce up from the plushly carpeted boot floor with a mild tearing noise as a chunk of your sticky, syrup sodden eyebrow decides to stay where it is rather than join the rest of you on your brief vertical journey.
YMBDTH #6: Bottle Episode
“You are in a lot of trouble here and you don’t see how it could get any worse. Then a floaty, jazzy cover version of Anarchy in the UK comes floating out of the coffee shop speakers and you realise that, of course, things can always get worse.”
YMBDTG #5: Lactose, Meet Intolerance
No one on the breakfast TV can quite hide their excitement. At the surprisingly well attended opening of a new wing of the imperial war museum last night, the Prime Minister was pelted with what the press is describing as ‘at least two hundred milk-based beverages’.
YMBDTG #4: This Revolution Will Definitely Be Televised
After 24 hours of trying to cope with the digital tsunami that engulfed you after posting the picture of Milo the cat – you decide to adopt a new communications strategy. A strategy that will involve as little communication as possible.
YMBDTG #3: You Can’t Make an Omelette Without a Violent Uprising Against the Eggs
Given that you are a cowardly introvert with a huge aversion to any kind of conflict or violence, it comes as quite a surprise to you that you’ve settled on ‘violent overthrow’ as the best way forward…
YOU MUST BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT EPISODE #2 – Up For the Craic at Dawn
So, you’re awake and trying to make famous friends. Is that going to smash the system? Lets find out…
Your first choice is to message an ex-James Bond – You Must Bring Down the Government
The winning choice from episode 1 of You Must Bring Down The Government is:
Through your messy aniseed tears, DM Pierce Brosnan with a witty: “Ah Mr Bond, I’ve been expecting you.”
YOU MUST BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT EPISODE #1: A beginning is a very (very) delicate time.
The start of a weekly interactive serial. You decide what will happen in this tale of subversive misadventure.
