The winning choice from episode 1 of You Must Bring Down The Government is:
Through your messy aniseed tears, DM Pierce Brosnan with a witty: “Ah Mr Bond, I’ve been expecting you.”
…so that is what will happen in the continuation coming on Thursday.
For those of you who want an in depth technical breakdown – below is the proportion of votes for each option – we came very close to a disturbing visit to the bathroom. Think we all dodged a bullet there.