Leamington Underground books just 99p this weekend
Grab yourself the electronic versions of You Must Conquer Earth and Everyone You Work With Is a Cunt for less than a pound each from Friday 22nd to Sunday 24th October from Amazon.co.uk.
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YMBDTG #8: (Quite a lot of) Anarchy in (some parts of) the UK
The ad-hoc anarchist camp/musical festival that now resides in the street outside your flat is just beginning to warm up for the day as you are getting lunch ready. You really, really, really hope that there is less angry poetry today.
YMBDTG #7: You Really Got Carried Away
The Range Rover must have gone over a speed bump far too fast. You bounce up from the plushly carpeted boot floor with a mild tearing noise as a chunk of your sticky, syrup sodden eyebrow decides to stay where it is rather than join the rest of you on your brief vertical journey.
YMBDTH #6: Bottle Episode
“You are in a lot of trouble here and you don’t see how it could get any worse. Then a floaty, jazzy cover version of Anarchy in the UK comes floating out of the coffee shop speakers and you realise that, of course, things can always get worse.”
YMBDTG #5: Lactose, Meet Intolerance
No one on the breakfast TV can quite hide their excitement. At the surprisingly well attended opening of a new wing of the imperial war museum last night, the Prime Minister was pelted with what the press is describing as ‘at least two hundred milk-based beverages’.
YMBDTG #4: This Revolution Will Definitely Be Televised
After 24 hours of trying to cope with the digital tsunami that engulfed you after posting the picture of Milo the cat – you decide to adopt a new communications strategy. A strategy that will involve as little communication as possible.
Your first choice is to message an ex-James Bond – You Must Bring Down the Government
The winning choice from episode 1 of You Must Bring Down The Government is:
Through your messy aniseed tears, DM Pierce Brosnan with a witty: “Ah Mr Bond, I’ve been expecting you.”
You Must Bring Down The Government – starting from Thursday
Announcing a new, somewhat experimental, weekly, interactive serial – where you (yes, you) will decide where a twisted tale of subversive misadventure will lead.
You Must Conquer Earth – pre orders now open on Amazon
The new Leamington Underground book, You Must Conquer Earth, the gamebook of planetary domination can now be pre-ordered in kindle
Tonight! Remote Control Film Night (inc No Wrong Answers Film Quiz)
If, like certain people, you’ve just found out that you need to stay in the house this evening – never fear, you can enjoy the latest Leamington Underground Remote Control Film Night from 8pm on Facebook or Twitter. It is completely free, totally tax-deductible, hypo-allergenic and entirely recycled.
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